i has my own little corner to spam in isnt it great, not only can i be annoying, but i can do it in my own little corner . odds are no one will look at it but still


lesson learned: I HAS A CORNER

Welcome to the forum. Im glad you have your little place. just keep active or it will be deleted. And we dont want that to heppen. Firsi topic?

SANDVICH.

Turkey + mayonnaise + American + Ruffles = win

...SMOKER!!!! SMOKER!!!! SMOKER!!!!!! SMOKER....SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!!!! SOMETHIN SAPPIN MY DISPENCER!!!! SPY SAPPIN MY SENTRY!!!! SPY SAPPIN MY DISPENCER...RANT RANT RANT!!!! RANT RANT RANT!!! RANT RANT RANT!!!! RANT RANT RANT!!!! smoker?

Smoker + Sandwich = Nightmares.

IN A WORLD WHERE DANGER IS A GAS (BUM BUM BUM) AND THE NIXON IS PRESIDENT (DUN DUN DUN DUN) AND THE SPY IS ACTUALLY NOT A SPY (DUM BUN DUM BUN) FROM TEH PERSON WHO BROUGHT U "U FOOLS FLEAS DONT HAVE BELLY BOTTONS" and "SEAN CONNERY AND THE OVEN" NOW COMES A NEW TALE OF MANLYNESS, ROMANCE, AND COMEDY. INTRODUCING "OUCH, THATS MEH GUN" STARRING "THAT ONE ACTOR" AND "THAT HOT CHICK". WITH MORE STUFF LIKE EXPLOSIONS AND FIRE AND LASERS!!!!!!!!! COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR. ok now to more important post like "the Flea" and "Sean Connery and the Oven"

"THE FLEAS"

one day me and a group of friends were at the Howard Middle School library all talking about this and that. but unfortunately people were all like blah blah blah to listen to THE ALL MIGHTY WILLIAMS words of wisdom. So THE ALL MIGHTY WILLIAM had to entertain himself. this is the tale of how THE ALL MIGHTY WILLIAM entertained himself. I hope u enjoy.

Flea 1: Im going to eat ur belly button
Flea 2: U Fool Fleas dont have belly buttons
Flea 1: AAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHH

little did THE ALL MIGHTY WILLIAM realize that all his friends (AND THAT GREGGO FELLOW) were watching him and wondering what in the world he was doing.

Lesson Learned: somethings are better left unknown

when THE ALL MIGHTY WILLIAM is bored, he likes to come up with crazy ideas. he contains these ideas inside a vault in his mind called the THE VAULT (real original, huh?). here is one of the many tales that is in THE VAULT. This humorous antidote is called "Sean Connery and the Oven."

Sean Connery: HEY THERE KIDS.
Kids: OMG ITS SHWAN CONNRYS (DROWN) !!!!!!!!!
Sean Connery: Today im going to teach u kids how to swim!
Kid 1:Mr. Connery, i already know how to swim.
(Sean Connery picks up Kid 1, opens oven door, throws the Kid 1 in, closes door, turns temperature to 300.)
Sean Connery: anyone else.

Lesson Learned: watch ur step or else Sean Connery will

Its all some kind of funny.

Astromech

went to see a play and was to distracted by the fat lady in front of me missing a thumb.

My First Thoughts: shout "BOOMER" to my family members and smack her with my brochure thingy.

The Only Reason I Didnt Follow Through With My My Thoughts: i was afraid that if i hit her from that close all her boomer goo would spray all over me and attract everyone in the audience toward me.

How the Ultramarines became the Ultramarines.

"U SHALL BE CALLED THE ULTRAMARINES *COUGH COUGH COUGH*" bellowed the emperor. "U SHALL BE CALLED THIS FOR IRONIC EFFECT, U SEE, U ALL LOOK WEAK AND STUPID, SO INSTEAD OF CALLING U 'THE WEAK AND STUPID SQUAD' ILL CALL U THE 'ULTRAMARINES' CUZ ITS IRONIC." the emperor continued "BUT U WILL BE GIVEN STUPID COLORS SINCE U R STUPID. THESE COLORS WILL MAKE UR ENEMIES SPOT U FROM MILE AWAY. IM DOING THIS CUZ I WANT U TO DIE CUZ U R NO USE TO MY ARMY.

And on top of that the other space marine groups made fun of them too. all the other cool groups were like "LOOK AT TEH PARROT MARINES LOLS" or "STUPID PARROT MARINES ARE STUPID"

The ultramarines were hurt real deep. and they wanted REVENGE. So they decided to train really hard until they were undefeatable. after many years of training and practicing and mastering their marineness, they eventually achieved their goal. Now the Ultramarines are the best marines and destroy worlds with their infamous war cry. what is this war cry u ask? well it sounds a little diddy like this "SQUAK!!!!!!!"

So next time u see a Parrot Marine, remeber this, they wont hurt u if u act dead.

Lesson Learned: If U want a Parrot Marine to like u, then u better have lots o cracker

LOLZ

Invadezin teh corner.

I once found a ring of visibility. Oh what a great day it was for the world.

Something once tried eating me. After a long tale of indigestion and incontinence, I remained, it did not.

One day I found myself engaged in battle with a hydra. Unarmed, I pick up a sword from the ground, only to find to my dismay that it is a Vorpal Blade . . .